MacShreach
12-25-2005, 02:46 PM
Well, Happy Yuletide everyone.
I may be known to wax lengthy from time to time, but I rarely put in a request. But it is the season of goodwill and all that so I hope you'll forgive me.
I want to ask all you scrumptious, delightful, beautiful, charming girls out there to do something really special for me. I want you to LEAVE IT ALONE.
Your nose, that is (were you wondering?) By all means save up your shekels and have that brow lift, little lip work, hairline lowered, jawline reduced. Great. I'll compliment and I'll applaud. But please please please, unless you really are Cyrana de Bergerac, leave your pretty little nose ALONE.
I know there's not a woman, t or g, on this planet who is happy with her nose. This utterly bizarre conundrum mystifies me. I can hardly get through a month--sometimes a week-- without talking to some drop-dead gorgeous creature who just can't wait to get her unique, personal, characterful nose swapped out for a production-line little button. DON'T DO IT.
I know you will anyway, but I just (sigh) thought I'd ask. You know.
Love to you all. Mac.
I may be known to wax lengthy from time to time, but I rarely put in a request. But it is the season of goodwill and all that so I hope you'll forgive me.
I want to ask all you scrumptious, delightful, beautiful, charming girls out there to do something really special for me. I want you to LEAVE IT ALONE.
Your nose, that is (were you wondering?) By all means save up your shekels and have that brow lift, little lip work, hairline lowered, jawline reduced. Great. I'll compliment and I'll applaud. But please please please, unless you really are Cyrana de Bergerac, leave your pretty little nose ALONE.
I know there's not a woman, t or g, on this planet who is happy with her nose. This utterly bizarre conundrum mystifies me. I can hardly get through a month--sometimes a week-- without talking to some drop-dead gorgeous creature who just can't wait to get her unique, personal, characterful nose swapped out for a production-line little button. DON'T DO IT.
I know you will anyway, but I just (sigh) thought I'd ask. You know.
Love to you all. Mac.