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MacShreach
12-25-2005, 02:46 PM
Well, Happy Yuletide everyone.

I may be known to wax lengthy from time to time, but I rarely put in a request. But it is the season of goodwill and all that so I hope you'll forgive me.

I want to ask all you scrumptious, delightful, beautiful, charming girls out there to do something really special for me. I want you to LEAVE IT ALONE.

Your nose, that is (were you wondering?) By all means save up your shekels and have that brow lift, little lip work, hairline lowered, jawline reduced. Great. I'll compliment and I'll applaud. But please please please, unless you really are Cyrana de Bergerac, leave your pretty little nose ALONE.

I know there's not a woman, t or g, on this planet who is happy with her nose. This utterly bizarre conundrum mystifies me. I can hardly get through a month--sometimes a week-- without talking to some drop-dead gorgeous creature who just can't wait to get her unique, personal, characterful nose swapped out for a production-line little button. DON'T DO IT.

I know you will anyway, but I just (sigh) thought I'd ask. You know.

Love to you all. Mac.

kalina
12-26-2005, 02:56 AM
I know there's not a woman, t or g, on this planet who is happy with her nose. This utterly bizarre conundrum mystifies me. I can hardly get through a month--sometimes a week-- without talking to some drop-dead gorgeous creature who just can't wait to get her unique, personal, characterful nose swapped out for a production-line little button. DON'T DO IT.

It took me about 10 years to realize that I like my nose. I kept telling people I thought it was too wide, but they kept replying to me, "But you're frickin' Asian! You're supposed to have a wide nose!"

So I was watching 10 minutes of this dumb movie tonight, something with Elisa Donovan and I realized, "Hey, she's got a small nose, but it looks like a bad nose job." If I had her nose, I'd be totally upset. It looks so stupid.

12-26-2005, 07:00 PM
you can tell if parts of ur face is abnormal cause it wouldnt look right to the rest of the face those type are the ones who needs the surgery nothing wrong with ur face kalina ur all proportioned,i used to think my face wasnt perfect but now i came to realise women comes in diffrent shapes and form i used to think i gota look just like my friends but really i look way way better :D :P

12-26-2005, 09:26 PM
if you look like a tranny well nothing you can do about it :roll: