MsDazzler
12-21-2005, 04:06 PM
I was browsing this forum when suddenly a funny memory occured to me and I thought I'd share it with you all.
A while ago, a friend, Darla, and I threw a birthday party for ourselves together because our birthday dates were so close (February). We thought we would make a parody of TV dating reality shows. We called it the "Lesbian True Love Show".
Darla was the woman who "eliminated" her dating pool until it was down to the two finalists (as it usually goes at those shows). The finalists were Wade (my roommate) and me. We were dressed like women.
So the skit started off with Darla standing there, plus Wade and me standing facing her in front of other party goers. Darla is saying, "Well, after few harrowing weeks, here we are, down to the last three of us. I really enjoyed my time with both of you. Unfortunately, I have to pick only one of you."
Wade and I look at each other, and hug for good luck.
Darla: "Wanda, I really enjoyed my time with you. Unfortunately, you don't eat pussy well, so I regrettably have to send you home."
Wade says, "awww!" while I jump up and down for joy.
Then Wade is "sent home". I am left facing Darla. She takes my hands.
Darla: "Sami, I can't believe that the few past weeks flew by so fast. We created so many good memories. You are the only one who I have not had sex with yet out of all other women on this show. Because of this, I really respect you. I would like that to continue. i would be so honored if you become my wife."
I say, "there is something you must know first."
Darla: "what?"
Me: "I hid a secret from you all along on this show. The reason we did not have sex is because that I did not want to reveal that I am a transsexual."
Darla GASPS. She slaps me in the face.
I pull out a fake check for a million dollars. I face the audience and says, "I won a million dollars because Darla chose me last and I fooled her!"
The audience laughs hard.
That was our skit for our birthday party. Silly, but oh so mocking of the reality shows!
A while ago, a friend, Darla, and I threw a birthday party for ourselves together because our birthday dates were so close (February). We thought we would make a parody of TV dating reality shows. We called it the "Lesbian True Love Show".
Darla was the woman who "eliminated" her dating pool until it was down to the two finalists (as it usually goes at those shows). The finalists were Wade (my roommate) and me. We were dressed like women.
So the skit started off with Darla standing there, plus Wade and me standing facing her in front of other party goers. Darla is saying, "Well, after few harrowing weeks, here we are, down to the last three of us. I really enjoyed my time with both of you. Unfortunately, I have to pick only one of you."
Wade and I look at each other, and hug for good luck.
Darla: "Wanda, I really enjoyed my time with you. Unfortunately, you don't eat pussy well, so I regrettably have to send you home."
Wade says, "awww!" while I jump up and down for joy.
Then Wade is "sent home". I am left facing Darla. She takes my hands.
Darla: "Sami, I can't believe that the few past weeks flew by so fast. We created so many good memories. You are the only one who I have not had sex with yet out of all other women on this show. Because of this, I really respect you. I would like that to continue. i would be so honored if you become my wife."
I say, "there is something you must know first."
Darla: "what?"
Me: "I hid a secret from you all along on this show. The reason we did not have sex is because that I did not want to reveal that I am a transsexual."
Darla GASPS. She slaps me in the face.
I pull out a fake check for a million dollars. I face the audience and says, "I won a million dollars because Darla chose me last and I fooled her!"
The audience laughs hard.
That was our skit for our birthday party. Silly, but oh so mocking of the reality shows!