Xander maddoX
12-16-2005, 05:06 PM
Last night was my last night in prison.
There was this new guy in the cell next to me. The guy that was already in there was this really big guy who loved to fuck with the new guys, but he wasn't actually one of those ass-rapers. Just a really funny big guy.
Anyway, this new guy started crying randomly, and the big guy said "Hey, don't cry, you're my bitch now." That made the new guy cry even harder.
Big guy says "come on, let's play a game. we'll play 'house', ok?"
New guy says "What... what do you mean?"
Big guy says "We'll play house. You know, like when we were kids. Do you wanna be the husband or the wife?"
New guy says quickly, "husband! I'll be the husband!", thinking he's got his ass covered by being the husband.
Big guy says "Ok, you're the husband. Now get the fuck down here and suck your wife's dick."
There was this new guy in the cell next to me. The guy that was already in there was this really big guy who loved to fuck with the new guys, but he wasn't actually one of those ass-rapers. Just a really funny big guy.
Anyway, this new guy started crying randomly, and the big guy said "Hey, don't cry, you're my bitch now." That made the new guy cry even harder.
Big guy says "come on, let's play a game. we'll play 'house', ok?"
New guy says "What... what do you mean?"
Big guy says "We'll play house. You know, like when we were kids. Do you wanna be the husband or the wife?"
New guy says quickly, "husband! I'll be the husband!", thinking he's got his ass covered by being the husband.
Big guy says "Ok, you're the husband. Now get the fuck down here and suck your wife's dick."