tell the truth and shame the devil

[Xander maddoX]

whats the craziest thing you ever done? dosent have to be sexual, im talking in general

[TSMorena35]

Continuing to live with a crack head and his boyfriend as I watched my possessions disappear one item at a time day after day.

Back in the early 90's I had recently lost my job and was on unemployment. To make matters worse a gay friend of mine was displaced and living with me. I barely had enough money to pay my rent and buy food, but that did not stop me from scheduling an appointment to come to NYC to get some much need silicone in my flat face.
On the day of my appointment I was dressed and had almost all the money of my unemployment check in my pocket and was heading for the door when my friend said " NO NO you are not about to take all your money to get work on your face......CJ what's more important.......food or your face.....to which I replied MY F A C E.....and slammed the door behind me!

[edgeoflife]

Good for you TsMorena... and I am glad you are not living with that person anymore. You rock.

OK, the craziest thing I have ever done is .. 5 years ago I was engaged, I was dating a girl.. one night there was a party at her house;

all our friends were there, her family and friends too, the night was going well, thenm her ex came.. I was cool about it, he even hugged her a few feet away from me.. I felt my blood boil but i was cool. Then a couple of times after that I was going to visit her after work or on a day from work and I saw him leaving her house. So finally, on Valentines day of 2000, we went out to dinner and while were waiting for our waitress to come over I plain out asked her, "Ok whats up with your ex coming around?" and "Is there something I should know about?" She answered me with the fact that she was seeing him. I remember looking at her and saying.. "hmm we are dating and engaged and you are seeing him. this makes no sense." she said we can still be friends. So, what I did was excuse myself from the table and and left the place.

[Xander maddoX]

damn bro, sorry you had to deal with that. and i aggree with edge you truly do rock morena.....

as fo me... i do beleave the craziest thing i ever did was one night my ex was driving me and 2 other friends home from the club it was about 2 or 3 in the morning and i noticed that my rollerblades were still in the car so for so reason i decided it would be neat to put them on od jump out the moving car at 40 mph (i know it was at least 40 cause the speed limidt was 30 and my ex was notorius for going well beyond the limidt) anyhoo i opened the passenger door compleetly ignoring evryone screaming and used my hands to "walk" down the side of her car, around the back, and up the drivers side, droping back crossing behind once again and up the passanger side and finnaly getting bak in the car, which suprizingly was the hardest part.

[AugenGn.]

a few years back, when that F5 tornado ripped through UMd....i was trying my hand at selling cars. as it approached, i hustled everyone into the service bays. then i stood outside the front door and watched it chug down the other side of U.S. Route 1.....not 30 yards from me. i just stood there.....fascinated.

[~*~ShyGurL~*~]

deleted few emails of a friend... actually a guy who liked me a lot and gave me all his pass on all his email accounts :D

[slayerpsp]

never really done anything too crazy stole dads vet once but i didnt get caught. have sold pot off and on for years done lines of coke about a foot long as teen it was the 80s lots of coke then but doing drugs and selling them isnt really crazy its just dumb or a way of life for some. i once flew off a sand dune at glamis at night about 40 feet up in the air then balling off it and cracking a bell moto 4 helemet in the sand not crazy really because it wasnt on purpose but got a new quad out of it.

[alonelynoone]

aight bet ...this is one moment in a myriad of insane stoopid shit i have done in my life so far...but its a goodie....see what had happened was i was drunk as shit in ocean city (woop woop georgia belle (no no 0.5 while rolling on three mollies and doing bonghits in the shower i decided that our tv in the hotel room belonged in the winshield of a car 3 stories below us...my homies stopped me as we are not rock stars and prolly couldnt afford to fix the shit))) back in th eday prolly bout 5 years ago ...me and a couple of my homies were out chillin in ocean shity right and we had been partying and drinkin and smokin the gans...and there might have been a lil escasty and yao involved (side note...i dont fuck with that shit no more...but we all had our periods) anyfuckin whoo needless to say the three of us were shittyballs that night...the next morning were all hung over so its hair of the dog time a 6 pack of mikes and a 6 of dna( alkolic spring water...brilliant!) so were walkin down the board walk drinkin at 11:30 in th emorning (no no number 1)...and they got these jesus statues on the beach and bein as me and religion dont see i to i and i was drunk i wanted to fuck these things p ( no no number 2) but i didnt and my drink ass kept strollin down the beach when what do i see outside an i scream shop but a giant i scream cone...its hot as hell im thirsty as balls and i want a lick so i run after it (no no number 3)...appearently theres a girl inside who wasnt so thrilled...my peoples pull me away from this terrified lil chick and we keep strolling...after some juggalo talk wiht some clowns we seen we came across this shriner parade...theyre the old ninjas with the fezzes and the tiny ass cars...anywhoos they had some classic ass cars int his parade and the freshest one was this old ass cherry mustang convertible...man i never ridden in one of those before...next thing you know i yelled shotgun and jumped in this dudes car...he shoots me this look like "what the fuck are you doing " and the olny thing i can say to him is" what?...i called shotgun."...ahhh they were the bet of times they were the blurst of times...the amazing thing is drunk as shit ocean city middle of the day in like fucking july...guess wwhat has two thumbs and didnt get arrested...this guy!

[alonelynoone]

aight bet ...this is one moment in a myriad of insane stoopid shit i have done in my life so far...but its a goodie....see what had happened was i was drunk as shit in ocean city (woop woop georgia belle (no no 0.5 while rolling on three mollies and doing bonghits in the shower i decided that our tv in the hotel room belonged in the winshield of a car 3 stories below us...my homies stopped me as we are not rock stars and prolly couldnt afford to fix the shit))) back in th eday prolly bout 5 years ago ...me and a couple of my homies were out chillin in ocean shity right and we had been partying and drinkin and smokin the gans...and there might have been a lil escasty and yao involved (side note...i dont fuck with that shit no more...but we all had our periods) anyfuckin whoo needless to say the three of us were shittyballs that night...the next morning were all hung over so its hair of the dog time a 6 pack of mikes and a 6 of dna( alkolic spring water...brilliant!) so were walkin down the board walk drinkin at 11:30 in th emorning (no no number 1)...and they got these jesus statues on the beach and bein as me and religion dont see i to i and i was drunk i wanted to fuck these things p ( no no number 2) but i didnt and my drink ass kept strollin down the beach when what do i see outside an i scream shop but a giant i scream cone...its hot as hell im thirsty as balls and i want a lick so i run after it (no no number 3)...appearently theres a girl inside who wasnt so thrilled...my peoples pull me away from this terrified lil chick and we keep strolling...after some juggalo talk wiht some clowns we seen we came across this shriner parade...theyre the old ninjas with the fezzes and the tiny ass cars...anywhoos they had some classic ass cars int his parade and the freshest one was this old ass cherry mustang convertible...man i never ridden in one of those before...next thing you know i yelled shotgun and jumped in this dudes car (no no number 4)...he shoots me this look like "what the fuck are you doing " and the olny thign i can say to him is" what?...i called shotgun." ahh they were the best of times they were the blurst of times...and the shit is...midday in july at ocean city drunk on the board walk and of darker skin persuasion and guess what has two thumbs and didnt get arrested...this guy!

[alonelynoone]

sorry bout the double post this make up for it

hi ts morena im a ts also but i was curious...where abouts on the face did you have cones injected i was just curious,i thought silicones become hard on the face or was it an implant on the cheek? is it to give you fullness or changed countour on the forhead area o or fill in depressed and hollow area on the face?

[TSMorena35]

The silicone was injected to form my cheekbones, change my chin a little and in general to give a more feminine shape to my face.

[Xander maddoX]

sorry bout the double post this make up for it

Ms. Boots more than makes up for it woooooooo :D

[Apocarm]

Alright I'm new here, but here is a shot for you.

I grew up in a town full of assholes. I was constantly picked on and teased for being the nerdy kid. So I left for college and got out of all of that. I left and never really came back, except to visit.

So I'm down in my hometown this Thanksgiving. I had all my family stuff done and I went out with some friends from High School. One happens to be Gay and out of the closet, now this doesn't fly in my town for some reason. Some kids that were in a class under us walk up and call him queer, then quickly take off in a car.

At this point I don't whether to say something, or do something. I decide to DO something.

Side Note: In my current job I design performance tuning parts for engines, and I hack automotive PCM's daily.

I notice one has a newer model F-150 (probably daddys) and the other is driving a Cavalier or something, it didn't matter as long as it was a GM to me.

This is the funny part, to show you how small and dumb of a town this is, both of them left their keys in the ignition. Now these guys don't recognize me or my vehicle, and I'm gone the next day so I decide to play with them.

Now the F-150 I don't have much for, the most I can do is Erase his PCM. So I do that right off the bat.

The second guy has a little better situation with the GM. I know a few things about the code and I decide to set his Speed Limiter to 40 MPH, and severly crank his fueling to the rich side. So not only will he not go over 40, he now will get about 6 MPG getting where he's going.

Right after I felt a little bad, especially since they don't even know what happened and the mechanics can probably do nothing for them. But I got over it.