This is the most ridiculous thing I've seen!

[Jordan]

* Silky life-like water resistant skin texture
* Fill scrotum and squeeze balls for life-like ejaculation
* 8.5 inches long and 2 inches wide
* Variable speed vibrating tip for clitoral stimulation
* Includes 1oz lubricant and 1oz toy cleaner
* Comes with 9 X 7 inch personal photo of Peter North
* Requires 2 AA batteries (not included)
* Fill cock by pouring liquid in through the hole at the tip of cock

Inside the box, you may get a recommendation for a Cum Recipe that says: 1 Quarter cup of sweet condensed milk, 1 egg white, and add sugar until you reach desired thickness.

[Ecstatic]

Jordan, I have an even better recipe for making cum......

[Jordan]

Jordan, I have an even better recipe for making cum......

LOL well then E. share..I'm sure all of us gals would like to play Betty Crocker before using a dildo lo. Could you imagine mixing that before "playtime"..I think it would kill the mood, Maybe Delia could loan me her apron lol. I MUCH prefer the real thing!! and for the record I'd never use it!

[Jordan]

This is the kind I like! lol

[Charleston]

Jordan, I have an even better recipe for making cum......

LMAO!!!! Perfect punch line sir!

:D

[Charleston]

This is the kind I like! lol

Jordan that picture in your post is hot! You are one sexy woman for sure.

[Jordan]

Jordan that picture in your post is hot! You are one sexy woman for sure.

I tried to make it bigger but I suck at resizing, but thank you sweetie!!

[DeliaTS]

LOL well then E. share..I'm sure all of us gals would like to play Betty Crocker before using a dildo lo. Could you imagine mixing that before "playtime"..I think it would kill the mood, Maybe Delia could loan me her apron lol. I MUCH prefer the real thing!! and for the record I'd never use it!

Makes a great frosting too!

[Ecstatic]

Oooh, Delia, you put the "X" in Xmas!

[Charleston]

I've got a major taste for some cupcakes about right now...

[Chaingunner]

Wow it comes with a picture of Peter North! Makes that a 'must-buy' then lol :roll: Its totally bizarre!

Hmm must give some praise here to Jordan for having such a damn hot avatar and Delia for having such tasty cup-cakes. Feeling hungry for both now....

[AngelOrtega]

cumcakes? hahahaha

[afroauthor]

LOL well then E. share..I'm sure all of us gals would like to play Betty Crocker before using a dildo lo. Could you imagine mixing that before "playtime"..I think it would kill the mood, Maybe Delia could loan me her apron lol. I MUCH prefer the real thing!! and for the record I'd never use it!


I could always loan you my tools to make the real thing if you wish.

[CHRISRAID3]

* Silky life-like water resistant skin texture
* Fill scrotum and squeeze balls for life-like ejaculation
* 8.5 inches long and 2 inches wide
* Variable speed vibrating tip for clitoral stimulation
* Includes 1oz lubricant and 1oz toy cleaner
* Comes with 9 X 7 inch personal photo of Peter North
* Requires 2 AA batteries (not included)
* Fill cock by pouring liquid in through the hole at the tip of cock

Inside the box, you may get a recommendation for a Cum Recipe that says: 1 Quarter cup of sweet condensed milk, 1 egg white, and add sugar until you reach desired thickness.

actually i want it