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justatransgirl
02-01-2008, 08:22 PM
OMG - I just saw on TV that Miss Brittany's ambulance motorcade cost LA taxpayers $25,000 to deliever her crazy ass to the nuthouse.

I remember the last time I was really, really sick - 2 years ago I'd had a migraine for three days, couldn't even keep water down and was seriously dehydrated. At 2 am Jessica finally had to drive me up to the ER. Where I was left sitting in the empty waiting room for an hour while the SOB's called me "he" and "him." After an hour I had her take me home to die.

Gee I wonder, if I go around without an undies in front of photographers can I become a big celebrity and have a motorcade take me to the hospital. Yeah right, more likely I'll get two cops and a free ride to jail for indecent exposure...

Life's just not fair...

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)
Chaingunner
02-01-2008, 08:32 PM
Hi Jamie, if I had an Ambulance i'd take you for free! ;)
BeardedOne
02-01-2008, 09:08 PM
Shit, my first ambulance (A 1969 Cadillac Superior Hi-Boy) cost me all of $750.00, including all the lights, air siren, and gurney (The latter alone was worth more than what I paid for the rig).

They should just sell her the damned rig, she's no doubt going to be using one quite a bit.
Jordan
02-04-2008, 01:24 PM
Bi-polar my ass! She's on meth, who else drives around aimlessly until dawn, (well except for John's maybe)... She is a mess! Her parents are even worse!
rvince
02-04-2008, 02:44 PM
Every year she probably pays more taxes than most US tax payers will ever earn in their those life...
So while $25k seems a real lot, I'm sure she's paying more taxes and generating more business/jobs than her healthcare costs...
eggbert
02-04-2008, 03:11 PM
I heard on NPR the last week that the "Brittany Industrial Complex" generates apporximately $150,000,000 in retail sales. That'll pay for quite a few ambulance rides.
Ecstatic
02-04-2008, 08:33 PM
Still a waste of time and money in the media. Top three stories of 2008: the presidential campaign, the super bowl, Britney Spears. OK, maybe the Iraq war is up there, too.
BeardedOne
02-04-2008, 08:44 PM
There's a war?
rvince
02-05-2008, 06:49 AM
Still a waste of time and money in the media. Top three stories of 2008: the presidential campaign, the super bowl, Britney Spears. OK, maybe the Iraq war is up there, too.

What about Paris Hilton and Nicole?! :-)
Jordan
02-05-2008, 12:30 PM
One (paris) is a self proclaimed lesbian now and Nicole just had a baby, so I'm guessing they are "ok"
justatransgirl
02-05-2008, 04:19 PM
One (paris) is a self proclaimed lesbian now and Nicole just had a baby, so I'm guessing they are "ok"

Oh goodie! I missed that about Paris. So maybe there is a chance...

We were at the Tao in Vegas last winter when she and Brittany were there - the night they made the tabloids - and from what I saw they probably slept together that night.

But they didn't invite us to party with them. Bitches...

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)