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Harajuku Tgirl
09-29-2005, 11:11 AM
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Arianna
09-29-2005, 11:34 AM
Have you seen my MySpace blogs? :wink:
Here's some others I tend to get on MySpace...
Q.Where exactly do you live?
A.Right on the corner Kiss-My-Ass Ave and Go-Fuck-Yourself St.
Q.yo wassup
A. Not your IQ.
Q.Are you really a dude?
A.I guess you'll just have to suck my dick to find out.
Q.Will you marry me?
A.Sure. And Bugs Bunny can be your best man.
Q.Can you help me to become the woman I know I am?
A.Yes. And you can start by fixin' mah supper and doin' mah laundry, bitch.
TSMorena35
09-29-2005, 11:53 AM
Harajuku Tgirl Stated:
Do you have pics?" (As IF he even had a single pic off his profile?!) LOL
My Answer: As if whats posted wasnt or never enough?
That one tends to work my last nerves, I'm glad someone else is thinking the same thing as me. I mean should I have put 100 pics or something? Maybe a couple of action shots of me having sex or something so he can see the positions I like!
Another one that works my nerves is when a guy ask why I'm not a top or versatile?.......I'm like what?? I'm left wondering do they ask the girls that are tops why they are not bottoms? or girls that are versatile why they are versatile?
I could see if I was making judgements about it, but that's not the case, it's something that just isn't within me to do, and to perform this one there needs to be physical desire to make the penis rise to do the job. Mine does not rise at the site of an ass. Wait a minute, that's not entirely true I have had sex with a couple of men that were asses in my day.........Shit some days I wish it was and that I was blessed with a 18 inch penis so I could rip there holes apart...without lube when they ask me that damn question.
I also like when I tell them that I'm not really into giving oral.....I have yet to encounter a man that has not asked....Why NOT?.......what do you mean why not?? I'm not orally fixated, but I didn't say that I never gave oral.....but only to those that can lick the booty.......and I don't ask them if they like doing that or not.......nor do I really care....as long as it's done to my satisfaction, then I will gladly give oral to theirs........If not, not penis to these lips!
slayerpsp
09-29-2005, 01:48 PM
thanks for the tips ladys. now i wont make a ass out of myself and say the wrong things altough id never ask those questions. dumb ass people
It would be great to actually talk to you ladies online, its annoying that when people get the chance all they ask you are base questions.
Harrys Boy
09-29-2005, 02:29 PM
i could have sworn id signed in when i wrote that
Jordan
09-29-2005, 04:25 PM
questions asked in order lol
1) Got a pic?........DUH
2) C2C?........If you have PAYPAL sure no prob
3) ASL....Oh c'mon how 90's
4) how big are you?.....Most likely bigger than you
5) Are you fulltime?.......I hope thats quite obvious, my tits don't come off and go in a drawer at night
6) What are you into sexually?......I'm open (best to be vague)
7) I'm looking for LTR, are you?......Not with you Liar
8) how do you like to dress for your man?.....In clothing
these are a few, i'd be here forever if i listed everyhting that takes place during the "interview" process, geez what a fun thread...
TSMorena35
09-29-2005, 04:39 PM
Yes Yes Yes Jordan............Girl you hit the nail right on the head!........Cause you know I do nothing all day but sit around thinking about what to put on for my "man"........lol
JohnnyPaycheck
09-29-2005, 05:10 PM
Kalina has a very informative website for us guys on how to meet a tgirl that i think every guy should read. I think if more of us guys could take the time to read something like this, which is written by a beautiful girl herself, then who knows things may be much different. Actually, online, i think guys will always be the same, online is what it is.
I know that before i read it i thought i was a pretty smooth guy when it comes to talking to girls, but after reading it i was aware of some of the mistakes i make, some of which were exact examples quoted on her webpage. I hope you don't mind Kalina, if i post the link for this on here,
http://www.transvamp.com/meet/index.html
,,anyway, Kalina i have the utmost respect for you, not only are you beautiful but you have a great personality, your very smart and talented.
Ecstatic
09-29-2005, 06:38 PM
4) how big are you?.....Most likely bigger than you
5) Are you fulltime?.......I hope thats quite obvious, my tits don't come off and go in a drawer at night
Jordan, you had me laughing out loud at these answers! :lol:
KaMiLeUnGuRl
09-29-2005, 06:42 PM
questions asked in order lol
1) Got a pic?........DUH
2) C2C?........If you have PAYPAL sure no prob
3) ASL....Oh c'mon how 90's
4) how big are you?.....Most likely bigger than you
5) Are you fulltime?.......I hope thats quite obvious, my tits don't come off and go in a drawer at night
6) What are you into sexually?......I'm open (best to be vague)
7) I'm looking for LTR, are you?......Not with you Liar
8) how do you like to dress for your man?.....In clothing
these are a few, i'd be here forever if i listed everyhting that takes place during the "interview" process, geez what a fun thread...
Inside Joke guys.........
:evil: WOOSHIE WOOSHIE WOOSHIE!!!!!!!!!
Ecstatic
09-29-2005, 07:25 PM
http://www.transvamp.com/meet/index.html
,,anyway, Kalina i have the utmost respect for you, not only are you beautiful but you have a great personality, your very smart and talented.
Excellent recommendation, Hing.
Kalina, I already knew you are smart as well as beautiful, but I was very impressed by your writing. Clear, intelligent, insightful, and informative prose which was a pleasure to read. It was also nice to know I'm doing the right things. :)
Hugh Jarrod
09-29-2005, 08:06 PM
Dam I gotta make a note to myself, to stop asking those questions.....LOL!
Harajuku Tgirl
09-29-2005, 08:20 PM
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edgeoflife
09-30-2005, 01:21 AM
Anyone else get the inside joke courtesy of Angelika?
WOOSHIE WOOSHIE WOOSHIE
Breena
09-30-2005, 03:52 AM
[quote="Arianna"]Have you seen my MySpace blogs? :wink:
Q.Are you really a dude?
A.I guess you'll just have to suck my dick to find out.
LOL!!!!!
1. cute...
A.not really im actually a supermodel in person.....
1.beautyfull....
A. not really i actually look like a man in person haha
kalina
10-03-2005, 12:44 AM
Kalina has a very informative website for us guys on how to meet a tgirl that i think every guy should read. I think if more of us guys could take the time to read something like this, which is written by a beautiful girl herself, then who knows things may be much different. ...
,,anyway, Kalina i have the utmost respect for you, not only are you beautiful but you have a great personality, your very smart and talented.
Thanks Hing!!! Nope, I don't mind you posting the link. That's cool.
Once they close Red Lobster, the world will be a better place. :wink:
kalina
10-03-2005, 12:45 AM
http://www.transvamp.com/meet/index.html
,,anyway, Kalina i have the utmost respect for you, not only are you beautiful but you have a great personality, your very smart and talented.
Excellent recommendation, Hing.
Kalina, I already knew you are smart as well as beautiful, but I was very impressed by your writing. Clear, intelligent, insightful, and informative prose which was a pleasure to read. It was also nice to know I'm doing the right things. :)
Thanks Ecstatic!!! :D
MsDazzler
10-03-2005, 01:12 AM
One question that annoys me so damn much is "Do you top?"
Ecstatic
10-03-2005, 01:29 AM
Do you mean as the first question or "ice breaker" MsDazzler? Then yeah, I'd be annoyed too. But do you mean you're annoyed by the question itself, regardless? I can understand if you've already stated your preference (whether in your profile, an ad, or in conversation), but if not, then why be annoyed at the question? If dude persists when you've already addressed that, then yeah, you should be annoyed.
Arianna
10-03-2005, 01:42 AM
Do you mean as the first question or "ice breaker" MsDazzler? Then yeah, I'd be annoyed too. But do you mean you're annoyed by the question itself, regardless? I can understand if you've already stated your preference (whether in your profile, an ad, or in conversation), but if not, then why be annoyed at the question? If dude persists when you've already addressed that, then yeah, you should be annoyed.If I know someone well enough, they can ask me anything. But there is such a thing as timing. A guy on MySpace - who I had never encountered in my life - sent me this email out of the blue, wanting to know if I minded him asking what size shoe I wear and that he "gathered that I like my asshole eaten". A few minutes later, he sent me another one letting me know that his "ass is covered with pimples". WTF!?! :shock: You just can't make this shit up.
Ecstatic
10-03-2005, 01:47 AM
That is definitely uncool, and I would be annoyed -- or worse -- myself in that case. Timing, grace, and decorum count for a lot in any case.
The most over heard questions- most annoying that drives me MAD IS
"Does this make me GAY?"
I'm usually polite but somethisn this pushes me over the edge.
JohnnyPaycheck
10-03-2005, 07:02 AM
Once they close Red Lobster, the world will be a better place. :wink:
lol, i got a good laugh out of that one,
honeybabie
10-03-2005, 10:17 AM
One time I had a guy ask me if I got morning wood. LOL.I don't think my eyes have ever rolled so far back into my head in all my life.
MsDazzler
10-03-2005, 01:27 PM
Do you mean as the first question or "ice breaker" MsDazzler? Then yeah, I'd be annoyed too. But do you mean you're annoyed by the question itself, regardless? I can understand if you've already stated your preference (whether in your profile, an ad, or in conversation), but if not, then why be annoyed at the question? If dude persists when you've already addressed that, then yeah, you should be annoyed.If I know someone well enough, they can ask me anything. But there is such a thing as timing. A guy on MySpace - who I had never encountered in my life - sent me this email out of the blue, wanting to know if I minded him asking what size shoe I wear and that he "gathered that I like my asshole eaten". A few minutes later, he sent me another one letting me know that his "ass is covered with pimples". WTF!?! :shock: You just can't make this shit up.
Some random dude on myspace sent me a message too... asking if I would SELL my POOP. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Arianna
10-03-2005, 01:33 PM
Some random dude on myspace sent me a message too... asking if I would SELL my POOP. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWThat's extremely gross. :shock: But, in a way, you could say that you're sitting on top of a potential "goldmine".:wink: :lol:
kalina
10-03-2005, 10:56 PM
One question that annoys me so damn much is "Do you top?"
We should swap guys we meet because guys usually ask me if I'm a bottom. :D
Hugh Jarrod
10-07-2005, 06:34 AM
One question that annoys me so damn much is "Do you top?"
Will those aggressive bottoms evr learn to leave Ms.Dazzler alone!? Dam them! Dam them to hell!!!!! LOL! Kidding.
Hugh Jarrod
10-07-2005, 06:35 AM
Some random dude on myspace sent me a message too... asking if I would SELL my POOP. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
OMG and WTF? Just wrong.
MsDazzler
10-07-2005, 10:43 AM
Hugh, what s that pic in your icon? it s a little scary. lol
KaMiLeUnGuRl
10-07-2005, 11:48 AM
MINE IS,
SO WHATS IT GONNA TAKE TO GET ME TO STEAL YOU AWAY FROM YOUR MAN.
My responds is more like...
HOW MUCH WE TALKING HERE, AND FOR HOW LONG :D
My man has one thing str8... No wait...one thing okay with me... He knows Biz is Biz and pleasure is pleasure ;) lol
But yeah NO ONE CAN JUST STEAL A HEART HUNNI ;) YOU GIVE IT
By the Way Dazzler Uhhh you could make big bucks in that biz HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM JUST PLAYING EW
Hugh, what s that pic in your icon? it s a little scary. lol
I think thats from a movie called office space dont be scared he was only punching a computer!
Hugh, what s that pic in your icon? it s a little scary. lol
I think thats from a movie called office space dont be scared he was only punching a computer!
Crap forgot to log on!
Hugh, what s that pic in your icon? it s a little scary. lol
It's from Office Space when they take a fax machine out and destroy it.
Hugh Jarrod
10-07-2005, 07:14 PM
Hugh, what s that pic in your icon? it s a little scary. lol
It's from Office Space when they take a fax machine out and destroy it.
Dam forgot to log in.
Hugh Jarrod
10-13-2005, 08:22 PM
How about "What time is it?" is that an OK question or no?
One question that annoys me so damn much is "Do you top?"
We should swap guys we meet because guys usually ask me if I'm a bottom. :D
YOu should be a bottom. I wouldn't mind sucking your little cock and then hitting that ass from the back real hard.
Hugh Jarrod
10-14-2005, 08:03 PM
One question that annoys me so damn much is "Do you top?"
We should swap guys we meet because guys usually ask me if I'm a bottom. :D
YOu should be a bottom. I wouldn't mind sucking your little cock and then hitting that ass from the back real hard.
Well she said she tops so my guess is you're shit out of luck my friend.
kalina
10-15-2005, 04:05 PM
One question that annoys me so damn much is "Do you top?"
We should swap guys we meet because guys usually ask me if I'm a bottom. :D
YOu should be a bottom. I wouldn't mind sucking your little cock and then hitting that ass from the back real hard.
Well she said she tops so my guess is you're shit out of luck my friend.
It's interesting that a lot of guys assume that just because I'm Asian and because I'm petite that I must have a little one. There's a reason why they call my penis "The Monster".
:D
romeo
10-15-2005, 06:19 PM
There's a reason why they call my penis "The Monster".
:D
http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/7180/monsters20inc6kf.jpg :shock: :shock: :shock: :mrgreen:
One question that annoys me so damn much is "Do you top?"
We should swap guys we meet because guys usually ask me if I'm a bottom. :D
YOu should be a bottom. I wouldn't mind sucking your little cock and then hitting that ass from the back real hard.
Well she said she tops so my guess is you're shit out of luck my friend.
It's interesting that a lot of guys assume that just because I'm Asian and because I'm petite that I must have a little one. There's a reason why they call my penis "The Monster".
:D
Stop playing kalina baby; if they call you that its not because of your size. :P
Hugh Jarrod
10-17-2005, 06:26 PM
One question that annoys me so damn much is "Do you top?"
We should swap guys we meet because guys usually ask me if I'm a bottom. :D
YOu should be a bottom. I wouldn't mind sucking your little cock and then hitting that ass from the back real hard.
Well she said she tops so my guess is you're shit out of luck my friend.
It's interesting that a lot of guys assume that just because I'm Asian and because I'm petite that I must have a little one. There's a reason why they call my penis "The Monster".
:D
Stop playing kalina baby; if they call you that its not because of your size. :P
What's up with that?
Hugh Jarrod
10-17-2005, 06:27 PM
Here's a tiresome question...paper or plastic?
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