A cute joke

[Jordan]

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding
> anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
>
> Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
For
> being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each
other
> for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
>
> Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the
> wife.
>
> The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary
> II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
>
> Then it was the husband's turn.
>
> He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an
> opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my
> wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
>
> The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
So
> the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years
> old.
>
> The moral of the story:
>
> Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female :snakeman:

[bunzy]

:lol: :lol:

[WillowQueen]

He got what he deserved. Too bad we don't see fairys... well, at least not magic ones.

[Michael1]

haha thats a good one :)

She'll be here all week, try the veal

[deepblue]

Whoops that was me trying to be a smartass

[~*~ShyGurL~*~]

good one :D poor guy, i wonder what happened next... hehe

[syntax]

She'll be here all week, try the veal

*sounds of drums*

da doom ta tiiiiiiish

[dkdangerous]

What do women and hurricanes have in common? They both blow hard in the beginning, but in the end they take your house.

Did you hear the one about the gay midget?
He finally came out of the cupboard.