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NoOne
04-01-2006, 07:46 PM
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

There is someone I do a porn website for. His name is Stephen but he goes by LALA in drag. He has stolen a friend of mines 2004 black nissan xterra truck and stashed it somewhere. He is now driving a beat up blue dented 1993 toyota something til the heat wears off.

We filed a report and took out a warrant on him and I met with detectives, they got his sprint phone info, previous residences, tag # for the beat up car he's riding around in, and I have a signed model release with all his personal info I turned over to them with pictures of him drag from his porn site. He is literally being hunted.

I'm the type who usually takes shit in my own hands and this chile thought he was untraceable cuz he lives in motels and such but yesterday some friends and I saw an ad he placed in the Baltimore Citypaper for $50 blowjobs so we called and scheduled an appointment, located the chile and went there. The bitch is so paranoid cuz she's on crack and wanted for grand theft auto so she was peeking out the window and saw us before we got up to the room. When the bitch saw me n the boys I hang with found her she turned white as a ghost and hurried out of the room, jumped in her car n took off with a big curly Chaka Khan wig blowing in the wind hanging out of her half closed car door. I wish I had a video camera cuz the whole scene was kinda funny.

Nevertheless, me n the boys are going tranny hunting again tonight. Anyone with information on this beast is urged to contact me or your local police department. If anyone in Baltimore sees this man contact me and if we find him there's a cash reward...

syntax
04-02-2006, 12:37 AM
Nevertheless, me n the boys are going tranny hunting again tonight.

Funny, i'm doing the same thing! tee hee

Mugen
04-02-2006, 01:24 AM
Admin is this a aprils fool joke if its not damn thats really f**k up.

NoOne
04-02-2006, 02:30 AM
no its not a joke.

somatek
04-02-2006, 08:32 AM
Hey, Moni...

Remind me not to piss you off anytime soon, ok?

Thanks..

syntax
04-02-2006, 01:16 PM
ohhh wait...i've seen LaLa post on here a few times.
There was a wanted criminal in our midst.

bunzy
04-02-2006, 05:15 PM
Admin is this a aprils fool joke if its not damn thats really f**k up.
CO SIGN

NoOne
04-02-2006, 06:41 PM
This is true. Today is April 2nd. I'm not playing.

Xander maddoX
04-03-2006, 03:19 PM
so how did the hunt go?

XXX
04-03-2006, 07:23 PM
Monica did this get resolved?

NoOne
04-03-2006, 08:00 PM
possibly, she keeps callin him today and suposedly is bringin the truck back tonight. i been putting alot of pressure on her. everyone in my city knows me so she cant go anywhere and she cant make any money escorting cuz i'll track her. so she is desperate right now.

Xander maddoX
04-03-2006, 09:35 PM
if you choke somebody long enough eventually they need air...

NoOne
04-05-2006, 01:38 AM
UPDATE: I GOT THE TRUCK.


CASE CLOSED.

WillowQueen
04-05-2006, 03:31 PM
Bad girls, bad girls... whatcha gonna do when they come for you...